The custom label made reference to "sparkling summer romance" but not to a calorie count.
Despite the absence of artificial sweeteners, the drink nonetheless cloyed the palate, and the show accomplishes much the same.
The gig offers opportunities to engage with every popular fantasy and mass delusion that this amazing country has to offer, to deduct the cable bill at tax time, and to get on the mailing list of Fox publicity.
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